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Tote Bag - Cunt

Tote Bag - Cunt

Regular price $28.00
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Two beautiful things woven into one: the word CUNT and some lovely flowers; what more could you want?

You have to admit, that this lady does look distinguished with her bag: both elegant and unfuckwithable.

So go ahead, you can be like her, get a bag like this!  Or just get it for a friend, they can't not like it.

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Very Important Questions

What is it made from?

Weight: 300 gsm.

Material: 80% recycled cotton, 20% recycled polyester.

Top edge double folded for strength and clean finish.

Long handles with reinforced cross stitch.

Shaping seam at bottom to create volume.

When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your badge.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your tote bag, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How will it be packaged?

Your bag will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.

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"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport

“Honestly the service was outstanding by Dan! He helped me change my address (as I put the wrong one down) he couldn’t have done enoughto help. And even better the candle, card and the wine bottle stickers were simply hilarious! Thank you and will definitely order again!” - Hannah Hunt, Newtownabbey

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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