We’ve all bought an standard anniversary card at some point, but it doesn’t have to be that way. You can
use it to get what you want, whether it’s a good munching, a blowjob or some light fingering. Or maybe you just want to make your partner feel loved and cared for. Give it some thought, read this article and I’ll guide you toward the perfect card.
The fact that you’re on this website and are reading this, I think you’re probably looking for something rude or naughty. If you just want a sweet loving card that has a picture of a cat on it you’re in the wrong place.
Unless you want a picture of a cat with a huge dong or massive dangly flaps. Actually I don’t sell those either but it’s a brilliant idea so I’ll add it to the list, thanks (me) for the idea.
Now we have that out of the way I’ll help you decide what sort of card to get and whether it’s something we sell.
You might think there isn’t much difference between a naughty, dirty, offensive or rude card, but they are certainly different and what works for one person will not work for someone else.
Also it depends on the sort of relationship you have and what you want to achieve.
I’ll try and explain each type and whether it’s right for you in the next section.
Rude: I think this is a generic term which applies to most of the cards I sell but generally means that it makes some sort of reference to something which is socially frowned upon.
For anniversary cards it’s most likely to make some sort of sex reference, or talk about cocks or flaps.
For example, the ‘You make my flaps all slippery’ card is a good example of that. Have a look
at out full list of rude Valentine’s cards and gifts.
Horny or naughty: These cards are definitely the most popular and are perfect for you if you have a sexually adventurous relationship. As many of us do, you probably have little ‘in’ sexual jokes with your partner which is the main reason I’ve created such a wide selection of anniversary cards. Whether you comment on having ‘moist gussetor a ‘wetty’, or you like to tease her with ‘just the tip’, we have a good selection of naughty cards and gifts.
Dirty: Whether these differ from naughty or horny cards depends on your point of view; for some, bum stuff considered dirty, and for some is a normal thing you do most days (probably after a shower). For others, simply masturbating is dirty, but whatever your opinion is, you’ll find something in this selection of dirty cards and gifts.
Insulting or offensive: For this one it depends what you want to achieve – do you really want to offend or insult your partner? I suspect not, it’s more likely to be a banter thing and you want to say something that is a bit naughty and give them a giggle. I’m not sure though, I just know that people come here looking for insulting cards and gifts, so your guess is as good as mine!
Funny: I could write some words about funny stuff, but the intention is that everything I sell is funny in some way, so that would be a bit pointless, it’s more of a generic term than anything else.
