Collection: Rude Anniversary Cards and Gifts For Him
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wet
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Girl
No reviewsRegular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
No reviewsRegular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Girl
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Coaster - Pattern Pussies
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Coaster - Pussy Heart
No reviewsRegular price $12.00Regular priceUnit price / per$12.00Sale price $12.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
Regular price $9.00Regular priceUnit price / per$9.00Sale price $9.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - My Heart
No reviewsRegular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
No reviewsRegular price $13.00Regular priceUnit price / per$13.00Sale price $13.00 -
Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Girl
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Anniversary Card - Cunt Bear
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00
Overview
The best rude birthday present for your boyfriend is something that will make him laugh and allow him to feel more of a connection with you. It’s very unlikely that he’ll care what the object is, it’s the intention and meaning behind it that he’ll care about.
For example, if he receives a mug, he won’t care about the mug itself, but he’ll value the fact that you chose something silly as a gift for him.
What makes a good birthday present for your boyfriend?
It really depends on what you want to achieve. If you just want to buy something generic because you feel you have to then just get some boring crap from Amazon or something.
Alternatively if you want to make him feel loved and appreciated, then get something fun that will make him giggle. In this case I’d recommend buying from Mr. Inappropriate.
I’m serious! Most of our customers are women buying gifts for their boyfriend or husband!
What sort of thing should I buy?
We have lots of stuff to choose from – just click on one of the product category links at the top of this page.
If you’re not sure what sort of thing you want, I recommend having a look at our selection of candles and mugs. Just have a browse through the candle page and see if anything jumps out at you.