Overview
Summary: A funny and unique card or gift that will make someone feel special and loved, while making them laugh. They might be a little bit offended but that’s all part of the fun.
It might seem like an odd thing to give someone, but that’s what makes it so special; it’s unusual. Most people have not received anything like this before, so it’ll be a new experience.
For sure they’ll get the giggles, but these gifts are also genuinely well made and nice to receive, so they’ll actually enjoy using it, whatever it is.
What is a poo card or gift?
The short answer is that it’s something that you can send to another person to make them laugh when they open it. It could be just a funny card (which is the most popular type), or some sort of gift.
Of course it’s not real poo, just something in the shape of a cartoon poo with a funny message. If you’re not sure which to choose, the most popular option is just our classic ‘bum cake’ card.
If you order one from us we’ll wrap it up nicely and include your chosen message written in a handwriting font. If you want us to, we can even write something on the outside of the envelope too; check out the product options for details.
Who is a poo card or gift for?
The default answer for this is for your partner; husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend or whatever. The reason I suggest this is that most people have only ever sent plain boring stuff and want to try something different. Often people will receive something from us as a birthday present, and then realise how much fun it can be sending something silly like this. I think most people assume that their partner will get upset by receiving something like this but actually, from my experience talking to thousands of customers over the years, they don’t; they love it! It’s so unusual and such a surprise that they can’t help but laugh when they open it.
That being said though, these must also be good for friends too because lots of people choose the option for me to write ‘poo delivery’ on the outside of the envelope. That’s probably not something you’d do if you were ordering for your partner!
If you’re really not sure which option to pick just go with our classic ‘bum cake’ card. This is by far our most popular choice – about half of our sales are just this one product!
When would you send a poo card or gift?
The obvious answer to this one is either around Valentine’s day or as a birthday present; these are by far the most common reasons people buy from us. You know what though? I think this more because those are times when people are looking at buying gifts rather than any other reason – i.e. I’m saying every day should be Valentine’s day!
I’ve said many times before in my various videos, blog posts etc., if you care about someone let them know! Don’t wait until some arbitrary date defined by some ancient tradition! Even if you don’t buy anything from me now, please do go and do something nice for someone – we all need more love and kindness in our lives. You know I’m right :)
So yeah anyway, my long rambly point here is that sending an unexpected little gift can mean so much more than doing what everyone else does every year.
Why should I buy one?
OK so obviously my answer here is going to be biased since I am trying to sell stuff! To try and counteract that though I have spent some time researching what my customers think (by reading reviews) and summarising here:
- If you order from us we can send direct to your recipient with no information about who has sent it (unless you ask us to tell them), so if you want them to guess who sent their lovely gift then we can help with that!
- If your recipient gets upset by receiving it (which won’t happen) then we’ll give you your money back – see our guarantee page for details.
- If there’s anything about your order that isn’t exactly as described, again we’ll refund your money with no questions asked.
