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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man

Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man

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FULL REFUND, DON'T SEND IT BACK
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You want to make sure your friend has a festive birthday.  Show them you care by offering this invaluable advice.

When my wife saw the design for this card, she noticed that the drawing was from the first person's point of view and asked what I used as a reference to draw it.  All I said is that I had to draw it with my left hand.

For the sex-starved recipient, this card pairs well with this candle and this pill box.

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When will I get it?

Just look at the date above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

What's inside the card?

Nothing unless you check the box above, then we'll print a message in it for you, and can even send it to your recipient for no additional charge!

Just make sure you enter their address as the shipping address when you checkout.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes, just add their address as the shipping address when you check out.

We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

Are the pubes real?

No sadly, they are synthetic, I'm not allowed to sell body parts.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1362 reviews.

“Have ordered several cards from Mr Inappropriate. If you’re looking for something funny and unique - look no further! Great service and I even received free wine labels!! Great company - I highly recommend!” - Kirsty, Haddington

“These birthday cards are of amazing quality. The company is brilliant. Gave my friend the vibrator one she could not stop laughing, just to see the smile on her face was worth the money!” - Susanne Moore.

"Once again a fantastic service from Dan, I've ordered quite a few times now and he's never failed to deliver, I always get a laugh from the people I give the gifts to, try him you won't be disappointed, cheers Dan 👍" - Steve Rowley, Camden

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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Sean Harrison (Angoulême, FR)
If you want something different

Does anyone really want a soppy birthday card or would they prefer something that raises a smile . Your guaranteed a few laughs and laughs make memories .

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Paul Barrett (Clacton-on-Sea, GB)
Something different & naughty

Fantastic range of products with a hint of naughtiness for those with a filthy mind. Great customer service too with fast delivery, highly recommended 👌

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Lee Paterson (Walsall, GB)
Absolutely brilliant

Great customer service quick delivery and very funny cards amongst other things will definitely be buying from here again..

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John Bolton (Birmingham, GB)
Birthday card

Enjoy yourself on your birthday great card easy to order fast delivery and great communication from Dan the owner

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Bronagh Belshaw (Craigavon, GB)
Enjoy yourself card

Bought this Enjoy Yourself card for male friends birthday , Mr inappropriate site is amazing , totally my humour and I love the selection of different sarcastic gifts to buy...would definitely recommend and the speed of delivery and service is great ...not to mention Dan who keeps in touch to make sure everything is satisfactory and that I'm happy with order...(ya don't get many company's with that service )..so well done Dan keep up the great work ...I will be ordering for defo again soon

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