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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum

Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum

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If you can fill this yourself, or persuade a male friend to do it, you deserve some sort of prize.

I don't know if I could get away with running a contest like this, and then how do I select the winner?  Do I have to test somehow that it's really been done, and the bottle is really full, and it's genuine?

I don't really want to think about that.

Shouldn't have made this bottle design really.

Eurghhh..

Bit late now, people seem to like it so I'll carry on selling it for now at least.

Maybe you should buy one, and fill it with something that looks genuine, and leave it in the bathroom for guests to wonder about.  Maybe they'll have a sneaky sniff or a taste, just to check.  They know if they don't, they'll always be wondering.

Or if you can manage to fill it that would be the ultimate prank for your visitors when they 'check' it.

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    Sorry, nothing, you'll have to fill it yourself!

    It stands 15cm tall and holds 250ml of 'fluid'.

    This 250ml bottle is made from high-quality clear PET plastic and includes a premium black and chrome pump.

    The labels are made from expensive gloss material with good resistance to immersion in water.

    Look at the dates above :)

    It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

    You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

    Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

    If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

    Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

    Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

    Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

    If you don't like your soap bottle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

    You don't even need to send it back!

    Your bottle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.

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    Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1383 reviews.

    “Very good customer service. Quick efficient and good quality. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go-to now.” - Christopher Tanton, Norwich

    “Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful.” - Jean Warneck

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    We get it

    Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

    You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

    Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

    You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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      Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

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      All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

    Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

    Why?

    With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

    Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

    My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

    We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

    And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

    If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

    Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

    And help your friends do the same!

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    Customer Reviews

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    Anonymous (Reading, GB)
    Brilliant product and excellent customer service

    My friend loved her present. Brilliant product and brilliant service. Id definitely recommend.

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    Ross Dunning (City of Westminster, GB)

    Great product. Arrived quickly with greater service from Dan

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    K.D. (Deal, GB)
    Highly recommend!

    I was after a gift that was quite unusual (and very funny!) and this website ticked all the boxes. Speedy delivery also. Can’t wait to gift it haha! Will definitely be using this business again :)

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    steven caygill (Southampton, GB)
    Great fun item

    Another great item from this seller. Great service thank you.

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    Ruth Wells (Taunton, GB)
    Perfect gift for Gran 😇

    Such an original gift !! Received really quickly, good quality and a good price ! What’s not to love ?! Great little company 😝

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