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Valentine's Card - Knotted Cocks

Valentine's Card - Knotted Cocks

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Valentine's Card is a creative and memorable greeting card designed to celebrate love, romance, and meaningful relationships with a touch of humour and personality. Featuring the distinctive Knotted Cocks design, this card offers a fun and unique way to express affection while making Valentine's Day even more special.

Perfect for partners, spouses, and loved ones, this Valentine's card provides the opportunity to share a heartfelt message that reflects your feelings and appreciation. Whether you're celebrating a new relationship, a long-term partnership, or simply want to make someone smile, this card helps create a memorable experience. Its eye-catching design sets it apart from traditional greeting cards, making it a thoughtful keepsake that can be treasured long after the occasion.

The Valentine's Card is ideal for those who appreciate novelty gifts, creative humour, and distinctive card designs. It pairs perfectly with flowers, chocolates, gifts, and romantic surprises, helping to complete a meaningful Valentine's Day celebration. The unique artwork and playful presentation add character and charm while still conveying genuine affection.

If you're looking for a greeting card that combines humour, originality, and heartfelt sentiment, the Valentine's Card is an excellent choice. Designed to celebrate love and connection in a fun and engaging way, it offers a refreshing alternative to ordinary cards. The Valentine's Card is perfect for creating lasting memories and making Valentine's Day celebrations even more enjoyable for someone special.

If you have a cock, and so does your lover, then why not make a pretzel?!

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When will I get it?

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How much does deliverycost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

What's inside the card?

Nothing unless you check the box above, then we'll print a message in it for you, and can even send it to your recipient for no additional charge!

Just make sure you enter their address as the shipping address when you checkout.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes, just add their address as the shipping address when you check out.

We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

Are the pubes real?

No sadly, they are synthetic, I'm not allowed to sell body parts.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

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