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Anniversary one liners for husband

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The best anniversary one-liner for your husband is something that only you could say, and that will mean something to him. It should be witty, funny and playful, and to get it right you need to consider what sort of person he is and what sort of relationship you have. If you want a simple silly message, something like ‘I love you and everything but please stop singing in the shower’ is fine, but if you want to do it properly, read this article as it covers all the things you should consider.

What sort of relationship do you have?

This might seem like a silly thing to ask because of course, nobody knows your relationship better than you do. However, when thinking about what sort of anniversary message to send to your husband or boyfriend, it’s worth taking a moment to think about how your relationship works.

What I mean by this is whether or not it’s a light-hearted one where you tease each other about silly things or whether it’s a bit more sensible.

Most couples I know spend a lot of time making fun of each other and being generally silly; in fact, I think that’s an important part of any close relationship. If yours is like this then he’ll probably appreciate some playful teasing that pokes fun at him in a gentle way (even if he pretends not to).

Or maybe yours is a more sensible relationship where you’re respectful to each other and don’t make jokes at the other person’s expense. If that’s the case then no doubt a simple message saying something like ‘I love you’ is probably enough.

What does he like?

The next thing to think about before choosing an appropriate one-liner for your husband is what sort of person he is and what things he likes.

For example, if he’s into music or art then probably the most appropriate thing would be something related to his favourite band or artist. Or maybe he has some weird hobby such as collecting stamps or building model trains? Or maybe he just likes messing around with cars?

Whatever his thing is, I’d recommend using that as inspiration for whatever message you choose. This way it will show him that you know him well and are thoughtful enough to consider him when choosing a gift.

What should I write?

Now we’ve considered what sort of relationship you have with your husband or boyfriend and what sorts of things he likes, we can start thinking about what the perfect one-liner might be.

It’s hard for me to suggest something for you since I don’t know either of these things, but here are a few suggestions:

  • If your relationship has some banter in it then something like ‘I love you even though your feet smell’ or ‘I love you even though sometimes I don’t’ could work.
  • If he likes music maybe something along the lines of ‘you’ll always be my number one groupie’. Oh wait no – groupies are girls – I just looked it up.
  • If he likes dogs maybe just reference his favourite breed such as ‘I love watching you playing with our spaniel’.

How should I deliver my gift?

This depends on what it is – obviously if it’s an edible product such as chocolate body paint then there are only two options: give it to him wrapped up, or just use it! If on the other hand it’s something more practical such as an apron or mug (which let’s be honest isn’t really very romantic) then just wrap it up nicely and give it to him with a loving smile.

What else can I get him?

This depends on how much effort (and money) you want to spend. You could go for something simple like buying some bubble bath so that the two of you can enjoy some time together. Alternatively if you're feeling more extravagant then book yourself into a nice hotel for an evening so that the two of you can spend some quality time together away from everyday life.
Of course we sell lots of suitable gifts too but you're clever enough I'm sure to find them yourself.

After 25+ years juggling IT and management, Dan realized that many people (including friends, family, and coworkers) were grappling with anxiety and stress brought on by modern life. Determined to offer some comic relief, he founded Mr. Inappropriate, an online store for wonderfully rude and funny adult gifts and cards. Through weekly true stories, naughty product lines, and genuine one-on-one connections with customers, Dan’s mission is to help people safely push social boundaries, share a good laugh, and discover that being a bit “inappropriate” can be surprisingly therapeutic. A proud Yorkshire resident, Dan remains steadfast in his belief that humour is one of the best ways to escape the pressures of everyday life, and that a well-timed, mischievous gift can often o more good than any pill.

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