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Confetti - Cocks

Confetti - Cocks

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Cocks Confetti is a fun and humorous party decoration designed to bring laughter, personality, and entertainment to celebrations and special occasions. Featuring a bold novelty design, this confetti is perfect for adding a playful touch to parties, gifts, event tables, and themed gatherings where humour is part of the fun

Ideal for birthdays, hen parties, stag dos, adult-themed celebrations, novelty events, and gift presentations, this confetti offers a creative way to make occasions more memorable. Scatter it across tables, include it in gift boxes, add it to party invitations, or use it as part of decorative displays to surprise guests and create entertaining conversations. Its distinctive design helps it stand out from traditional confetti while adding character to any celebration.

The Cocks Confetti is a great choice for those who enjoy cheeky humour, novelty accessories, and unique party supplies. It can be used to personalise celebrations, complement themed décor, or add a light-hearted touch to gifts and event decorations. Its versatile nature makes it suitable for a variety of occasions where fun and laughter are encouraged.

If you're looking for a novelty decoration that combines humour, creativity, and visual appeal, the Cocks Confetti is an excellent option. Designed to make parties and celebrations more entertaining, it offers a simple way to add personality and excitement to any event. The Cocks Confetti is perfect for creating memorable moments and adding a playful finishing touch to your party décor.

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Very Important Questions

How big is it?

5cm from top to bottom.

How do I apply it?

To apply the tattoo,clean the area of skin first, then peel the transparent plastic layer from the tattoo and put it coloured side down onto the skin.

Then get very wet sponge or folded towel and hold it over the tattoo for 30 seconds. Then remove the sponge and remove the white backing of the tattoo to reveal the splendour.

How can I remove it?

To remove the tattoo, just use Scotch tape!

When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I return something?

Nope.

Honestly you can't, but if you want a refund, just email me and I'll give you a refund including postage, you don't need to send it back, and no questions asked (although I'd really like to know what I did wrong!).

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“Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X” - Sophie Warner, Cranleigh.

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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