You know when you pull a potato out of the ground and you can see straight away it's just not ready and is no use to anyone.
I think the same applies when some people remove their own heads from their bottoms.
They think they're clever and wise, and know what they're doing, but you can just tell. You can tell that they should have left it right up there.
When this happens it's hard to recommend that they insert it back where it came from as it just sounds sarcastic.
So to save you the effort, point this mug at someone's newly extracted face, look at them, and tap on the words. If they've cleared the poo from their eyes and can read they'll hopefully follow your guidance.
The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.
When will I get it?
Check the dates above :)
How much does delivery cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your mug, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
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Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.
Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
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