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Christmas Card - Baby It's Cold Outside

Christmas Card - Baby It's Cold Outside

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3–10 business days for outside UK
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I think we'd all love somewhere warm and juicy to go and hide.  If you have such a place, invite your friends!

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When will I get it?

Just look at the date above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

What's inside the card?

Nothing unless you check the box above, then we'll print a message in it for you, and can even send it to your recipient for no additional charge!

Just make sure you enter their address as the shipping address when you checkout.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes, just add their address as the shipping address when you check out.

We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

Are the pubes real?

No sadly, they are synthetic, I'm not allowed to sell body parts.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1362 reviews.

“Cards are great, good quality, great humour, and to top it all off fantastic customer service. I'll be back, I can't recommend it enough.” - Brian Adams, Didcot

“What a refreshing change to find cards that are a bit different and also rude! Great comms from Dan, the card arrived quickly and what quality! So much thicker than other cards, you can feel the difference in your hand. Great design too. Two free v v funny wine bottle labels too. Will deffo order again.” - Johanna Roberts, Frodsham

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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Tina Cockerill (York, GB)
Brilliant

Very quick delivery, and considering I had left it a little late before Xmas, it arrived in time. The quality of the card is excellent, and I was highly delighted with it. I shall definitely be buying from this company again, Many thanks

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Susan Royle (Widnes, GB)
Baby it's cold outside card

My partner absolutely loved this. High quality and arrived on time. Will definitely shop here again 😁

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Sarah Whitlam (Ilkeston, GB)
Rude card

Hate boring cards so this site is great. Fast delivery too. Love the extra touch of putting in rude stickers and a list of items and places to stick them as a dare for laughs. Husband completed the challenge. Would definitely use again!!

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Zoe Wilson (Brighton, GB)
Very naughty but very nice!

Stop being prudish people and satisfy your naughty side (or someone elses) with one of these wonderful gifts or cards. Very happy with mine. Fast delivery, great guy and support a small business