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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

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Save money and time by buying 8 of your favourite cards in one go!

Just choose the ones you want.

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      What's inside the cards?

      Nothing, it's totally blank, but if you want a message to be printed in any of them just add a note to the order or call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk.

      How much does delivery cost?

      It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

      You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

      When will I get them?

      See the dates above :)

      Will they fit through my letterbox?

      Yep, they'll come in a board-backed envelope so they will :)

      Can I talk with you to check something?

      Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

      Can I get a refund if I don't like them?

      If you don't like your bundle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

      You don't even need to send it back!

      How big are they?

      Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

      The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

      What is the card made from?

      It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

      How will it be packaged?

      Your cards and envelopes will be in a cellophane sheath, and send in a card-backed envelope to ensure they don't get wet or bent.

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      Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1398 reviews.

      “I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny, really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!” - Kirsty Millar, Glasgow.

      "It took about an hour to pick something on this website as I was laughing so much! Brilliant!!" - Phil Singleton, Hackney

      “The quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone!” - Arij Ali, Huddersfield

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      We get it

      Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

      You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

      Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

      You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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        Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

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        All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

      Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

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      Why?

      With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

      Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

      My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

      We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

      And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

      If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

      Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

      And help your friends do the same!

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      Lauren Thomas (Gloucester, GB)
      F**king Fantastic!

      I love the cards! Such Great quality and absolutely hilarious!

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      Mr Alan Pay (Banbury, GB)
      Build your own Birthday Pack

      All cards made me chuckle and ended up buying a set to put cards away for as and when needed.
      Emails keeping me constantly updated and some nice freebies thrown in for good measure.
      Thanks Dan

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      Carl Ramplin (Nottingham, GB)
      Fab!

      These are the sort of cards that you wouldn’t send your granny
      But for that special friend with your similar sense of humour
      Amazing value for the bundle !