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Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

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I don't know about you, but I think various things are quite disgusting, but none more so than this.  And I'm saying that with no experience of it.

We do have a dog, but he has never yet had his anal gland milked, but a friend of ours had a dog which periodically needed to be emptied.  I don't really want to go into it, but it sounds quite gross.  Google it if you want to know more.

So with no experience of such a thing I thought it would be a good idea to make this candle, makes sense doesn't it?

So if you want the most disgusting thing I have to sell, in my opinion, buy this, it would make a perfect engagement gift for a friend.

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When will I get it?

Check the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

How big is it?

The candle measures 10cm diameter by 16cm height and has a burning time of 100 hours.

What does it really smell of?

Cosy and lovely coconut! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...

How long will it burn for?

100 hours!

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you. Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'. Just check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How will it be packaged?

It'll be wrapped in loads of bubble wrap and then packaged in a rigid twin-walled cardboard box.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable and plant-based.

The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.

What when it's burnt out?

When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.

What safety advice do you have?

Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1362 reviews.

“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne

“My 2nd purchase from here and I wasn't disappointed, great products and excellent communication from Dan, keep up the good work” - Steve Rowley, Stoke-on-Trent

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Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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VICTORIA SHAW (Plymouth, GB)
The best a dogs anal gland has ever smelt!

Absolutely awesome candle - well packaged with super quick delivery! If you're looking for a silly but genuinely great gift for your pet loving friends - this one is for you.