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Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish

Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish

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In the last few weeks I've done some market research, and apparently there are people out there who don't think grotty things are funny.

Yeah, I know, I didn't believe it either, but apparently they do exist, one lives in Nottingham and the other in Wakefield.

So if you're one of these two people, this product is for you; there is definitely no mention of poo or cocks on it anywhere, so you're safe.

Obviously I only have two in stock, one of each of you, I hope you like it.

Place it in your downstairs loo to give your visitors a giggle; they might even secretly taste or sniff it to check how fishy it is.

Or give it to a friend so they can raise a good giggle every time someone goes for a plop.

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What is in it?

Sorry, nothing, you'll have to fill it yourself!

How big is it?

It stands 15cm tall and holds 250ml of 'fluid'.

What is it made from?

This 250ml bottle is made from high-quality clear PET plastic and includes a premium black and chrome pump.

The labels are made from expensive gloss material with good resistance to immersion in water.

When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your soap bottle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How will it be packaged?

Your bottle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1391 reviews.

“Very good customer service. Quick efficient and good quality. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go-to now.” - Christopher Tanton, Norwich

“Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful.” - Jean Warneck

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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Andrew Dingle (Bury, GB)
Perfect gift

Great gift for a friend who’s as warped as I am

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Phil Garner (Sherburn in Elmet, GB)
upset woman?

Just the thing for an ex saying it reminds me of you.

Haha nice one, thank you Phil!