Soap Bottle - Stinky Wet Dog
Soap Bottle - Stinky Wet Dog
FULL REFUND, DON'T SEND IT BACK
JUST EMAIL OR CALL
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This is something especially for non-dog owners.
If this is you, I don't want you to feel like you're missing out by not having a dog, so with this you can have your own dog stink in your house, how good is that?
Fill it with your favourite soap or any convincing liquid you can find.
Place it in your downstairs loo to give your visitors a giggle; they might even secretly taste or sniff it to checkĀ it really is what it says.
Or give it to a friend so they can raise a good giggle every time someone goes for a plop.

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What is in it?
Sorry, nothing, you'll have to fill it yourself!
How big is it?
It stands 15cm tall and holds 250ml of 'fluid'.
What is it made from?
This 250ml bottle is made from high-quality clear PET plastic and includes a premium black and chrome pump.
The labels are made from expensive gloss material with good resistance to immersion in water.
When will I get it?
Look at the dates above :)
How much does delivery cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Can you send it to my loved one?
Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!
If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.
Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.
Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your soap bottle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
How will it be packaged?
Your bottle will be carefully packaged by hand in a cardboard box, nested in a load of kraft dunnage.
āVery good customer service. Quick efficient and good quality. Great to see some unique stuff you canāt get anywhere else will definitely be my go-to now.ā - Christopher Tanton, Norwich
āBrilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful.ā - Jean Warneck
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Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, Iām the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that weāre not designed to live like this.
We havenāt changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact weāre not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If youāre feeling stressed and anxious itās hardly surprising.Ā Ā
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Great product and service!
Easy ordering, well packed and promptly dispatched and received. Perfect gifts for my smutty minded sister.
Haha nice, I'm so happy she likes it, smutty-minded people are the best ;))
Love these hand wash dispensers. A good size and the labels are expertly applied and presentedā¦.no marks, tears or wonkyness!
These will be great Christmas gifts from my seven year old to his two Nans who obviously each have dogsā¦one beast markedly stinkier than the other (the dogs, not the Nans of course!!)
The labels on the bottles are of a matt finish though feel as though they have a plastic content so should repel water without ruining the picture and text. Look classy.
Company owner Dan, is an absolute gent and would definitely buy again from Mr Inappropriate. Top marks.
Absolutely love these, they look fab in my kitchen and bathroom and very entertaining for my guests. Excellent quality.
Thank you so much Alison, I really appreciate that!