Mother's Day Card - Twat

Look at the date above :)

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Nothing unless you check the box above, then we'll print a message in it for you, and can even send it to your mum for no additional charge!

Just make sure you enter their address as the shipping address when you checkout.

Yes, just add her address as the shipping address when you check out.

We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

No sadly, they are synthetic, I'm not allowed to sell body parts.

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!