Collection: Rude Cards and Gifts For Your Friend
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Birthday Card - Cunt Face
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cunt Bear
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Magnet - CUNT
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Notebook - Semen
29 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(29) 29 total reviews
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Coaster - Boobs
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Birthday Card - Set Them Free
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Coaster - Cat
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Coaster - Dog
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Sticker - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Swearing
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Overview
Buy your friend a card or gift that makes them giggle, and gives them a laugh that they will remember. The best way to do this is to buy them something that is a bit edgy and on the limit of what is acceptable. Whatever you choose to buy it needs to be something that stands out and is unusual.
Summary
This guide will help you choose the right gift and card, either by helping you to work out what your friend will like or by suggesting something that is popular.
Most important thing to consider when choosing a rude gift
It’s probably not a good idea to buy something for your friend that is so offensive it upsets them, so you need to think about what they will like and what sort of sense of humour they have.
This is easy if you know them well, which you probably do if they're your friend.
But on the other hand, if you've not known them a long time you haven't had a chance to work this stuff out, so you’ll have to do a bit of research and ask the people who know them well. It’s also a good idea to find out about the sort of things they like; for example, do they have a favourite animal or do they prefer to receive something practical or decorative?
If they really are a new friend and you can't find out much about them, then it’s probably best to choose something that is not too extreme. The challenge now is to balance your card or gift between being something boring at one end of the scale and offensive on the other.
If you go for something boring and generic they're unlikely to hate it, but if you go for something extreme, they're more likely to, but there is also a chance they'll love it (which is not likely if you just get something generic).
What sort of thing should you buy?
Honestly, I wouldn't over-think it, just look click around on the navigation box at the top of this page and see what comes up. Sometimes intuition is better than thinking for this sort of thing. We have over 500 products so I expect you'll see something that feels right.
Our candles are a pretty sold choice, there are loads to choose from, ranging from the most disgusting and offensive to something completely harmless. Just have a look, you'll see what I mean.
I find the best approach is to just buy something that you'd like to receive yourself. If you like it, the chances are that they will too, assuming you're the same sort of person, which you probably are as you're friends.
And if they don't like it, make it easy for them to give it back to you. My friends often do this, we choose gifts we like, give it to someone, and if they like it, they keep it, and if they don't they give it back, knowing it'll be appreciated. Sounds stupid but it's funny!