Overview
The best way to buy a rude gift for her is to think about what sort of humour she likes. Is she likely to want something that is shocking or just playful? The next thing is to think about how much you're comfortable spending, and whether you want something just for her or something you can both enjoy.
What sort of sense of humour does she have?
This is the first and most important thing you need to think about before buying a gift like this. If you get it wrong, she'll be offended and you'll have wasted your money. Of course, if you're buying a funny gift for her that is really for you, then it's not so bad. For example if it's some naughty underwear that you'd like to see her in, the worst-case scenario is that she doesn't wear them. It's not as if she's going to put them on herself!
On the other hand, if it's something specifically for her, such as a candle or some bath salts, then there's more chance she'll be offended because it's directed at her.
Let's have a look at some specific examples.
Getting something that she'll like
So, let's say you're buying something for your wife or girlfriend who has a good sense of humour (I assume she has), you could get something that is just playful and silly like one of our candles.
Or maybe something more cheeky such as the 'Relax Your Flaps' bath salts or spray.
If she's got a more serious sense of humour, then perhaps the 'Don't be a Cunt' candle would be good; she'll probably love being able to tell you to go away in such an unusual way!
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