

Want something to giggle at?
and get 25% off our stuff?
and maybe win something every month?
and weekly emails - find out why I shat in my shoe in ALDI car park, how to wash your balls at work (if you have them), about the mysterious stolen turd and other important things?
(If you're not sure, have a look at the things we sell below)
We can even personalise, add a message and send it direct to your loved one!
And next day dispatch of course :)
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Notebook - Semen
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price $14.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $14.00 -
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
12 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price $11.00Regular priceUnit price / per$11.00Sale price $11.00 -
Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Sale price $5.00Unit price / per -
Birthday Card - Open
3 reviews4.67 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $15.00 -
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Badge - Cunt For The Day
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Sale price $5.00Unit price / per -
Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $15.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy Original
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $11.00Regular priceUnit price / per$11.00Sale price $11.00 -
Birthday Card - Cunt Face
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
No reviewsRegular price $13.00Regular priceUnit price / per$13.00Sale price $13.00 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
No reviewsRegular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $27.00Regular priceUnit price / per$54.00Sale price $27.00Sale -
Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Birthday Card - Favourite Things
11 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Magnet - Cat
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $6.00Regular priceUnit price / per$6.00Sale price $6.00 -
Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $15.00 -
T-Shirt - Choose Cock
No reviewsRegular price $32.00Regular priceUnit price / per$32.00Sale price $32.00