Overview
The best rude anniversary cards for your lesbian partner are those that make a joke about being a lesbian, and refer to lesbian stuff. This could mean mentioning ‘scissoring’, or simply referring to her as a ‘dirty lesbian’. I would recommend something light-hearted and fun rather than anything truly offensive or cruel.
If you want to buy a funny and playful anniversary card for your girlfriend or wife, the most important thing is to choose something that doesn’t make her feel bad, or is likely to upset her. You can do this by making it clear in the message that you’re just joking and it’s meant in a light-hearted way.
So what sort of thing should I say?
This depends on you and your partner, and what sort of humour you both like. The obvious topic is the fact that she’s a lesbian. You could also make a joke about her appearance or behaviour (I’m sure there’s something), but if you do this you need to be more careful that it doesn’t genuinely upset her.
Is it safe to make fun of her for being a lesbian?
It depends on how sensitive she is about it. Some people are very comfortable with their sexuality, whereas others are easily embarrassed or offended by jokes about themselves. I think if she’s already ‘out’ and she’s been open about herself, she’s much more likely to be ok with it.
Which card should I choose?
I think the best thing is to have a look at our selection of cards and see which one feels right for her. You know her better than anyone so just go with your gut feeling.
