Collection: Rude Birthday Gifts For Your Friend
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Large Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$24.00Sale price $25.00 -
Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
No reviewsRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$24.00Sale price $25.00 -
Badge - Stupid Shit
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Sale price $5.00Unit price / per -
Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
No reviewsRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$24.00Sale price $25.00 -
Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
47 reviews4.87 / 5.0
(47) 47 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00 -
Mug - Insult Me
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $13.00Regular priceUnit price / per$13.00Sale price $13.00 -
Small Candle - Cunt
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00 -
Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
22 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00 -
Badge - Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Sale price $5.00Unit price / per -
Small Candle - Hot Fart
24 reviews4.79 / 5.0
(24) 24 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00 -
Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(26) 26 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00
Overview
The best rude birthday gifts for your friend is something that will make them laugh. The right choice depends on their sense of humour, but something silly and unusual that they haven’t seen before always works well. If you buy something that is interesting enough, it will be the centre of attention, which means everyone else at the party will want to come and look. This will make them feel special (which is what everyone wants), and they’ll remember you forever. I recommend one of our candles or soaps as these are the most popular.
How would this make your friend feel?
Most people like to receive gifts because it makes them feel appreciated, but also because it’s fun to receive something, especially if the packaging is nicely done. But as a gift giver, you’d probably like to do more than that: You want them to feel happy and excited, and to have a bit of fun.
Giving them a fun present is a great way to create this feeling – you just need to make sure they have the right sense of humour as some people can be a little sensitive.
The best thing that could happen is that they love it so much that they’re excited to show everyone else at the party; this way you get what you want too: To have everyone paying attention to you! That’s what we all want really isn’t it?