Collection: Rude Birthday Gifts For Him (Lover)
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Badge - In My Defence
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Coaster - Due To My Age
No reviewsRegular price $11.00Regular priceUnit price / per$11.00Sale price $11.00 -
Medium Candle - Morning Wood
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
Sticker - Bum Flower Girl
No reviewsRegular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 review1.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
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Sticker - CUNT
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Badge - Poo Particles
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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T-Shirt - Choose Minge
No reviewsRegular price $32.00Regular priceUnit price / per$32.00Sale price $32.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Fucking
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00 -
Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
No reviewsRegular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
Overview
If you're looking for a fun and playful rude gift for your boyfriend or husband, I recommend something that is a bit of fun rather than something that would genuinely offend him. Something to make him giggle rather than cry. If you're not sure what to get, have a look at our selection and see what feels right.
So?
Or just ask him, that's probably the best way!
When choosing a rude birthday present for your boyfriend, how can you know what level of rudeness is appropriate?
If you don't already know this, your relationship is probably quite new and therefore I suggest you play it safe and get something only slightly naughty. If you make a mistake at this stage it could be embarrassing for both of you and potentially spoil your future together.
On the other hand if you've been together for some time you should already know how he'd respond to something like this, in which case just go ahead and get whatever feels right.
What if he gets upset when I give it to him?
As above, if you don't already know how he'll react then it's probably too soon; just wait until you've spent more time together.
But honestly, what is the worst that can happen? He'll just say something like "what on earth are you thinking of?". Not the end of the world.