Collection: Rude Birthday Cards and Gifts For Him (Lover)
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
13 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price $11.00Regular priceUnit price / per$11.00Sale price $11.00 -
Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Open
3 reviews4.67 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00 -
Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
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Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
Regular price $11.00Regular priceUnit price / per$11.00Sale price $11.00 -
Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
No reviewsRegular price $13.00Regular priceUnit price / per$13.00Sale price $13.00 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
No reviewsRegular price $5.00Regular priceUnit price / per$5.00Sale price $5.00 -
Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price / per$55.00Sale price $28.00Sale -
Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
11 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
Regular price $7.00Regular priceUnit price / per$7.00Sale price $7.00
Overview
The best gift for any man is something he can use, and that is not a pair of socks. And the best way to give something he can use is to make it fun and playful.
That way you both get something from it.
Summary
How to choose a good gift?
Honestly, I think most men (including me) are pretty easy to buy for. If you’re buying for your partner or husband, you probably know him well enough, so just have a think about what he likes doing and try to find something related.
The obvious thing is clothing, but if you actually want to get him something useful then I’d suggest not doing that. Most of us know what clothes we like and will buy what we want when we need it.
If you really want to buy something like that then maybe go for something a bit more personal like boxers or pyjamas, but even then, it’s likely he already has some that he likes.
I would suggest buying him something related to what he enjoys doing in his free time. That could be some sort of sport, an activity or hobby or whatever.
Even if it’s not exactly the right thing I’m sure he’ll appreciate the gesture.
If you’re buying for your boyfriend or partner though, you could do something more fun, which might end up being beneficial for both of you!
What sort of gift should I get?
As I said above, just think about what sort of person he is and what he likes doing – I’m sure you’re able to work that out! Maybe he’s the sort who likes going out and being active, or maybe he prefers quiet indoor activities like reading, watching TV or playing games. Either way there’s bound to be something that would make his day better.
And also as mentioned above; don’t just go for generic boring stuff like clothes – especially the classic socks!
If you’re buying for someone who’s more of a friend than a romantic partner then you could consider just getting something silly that will make him laugh. It doesn’t matter too much if it’s useless if it makes him happy.
We sell quite a few gifts like this such as candles (which ironically are actually useful), mugs and bottles. These are all good things that could be used by anyone at least once in a while.