Collection: Rude Birthday Gifts For Him (Lover)
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Badge - I'm Bad
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Aged Smegma
No reviewsRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$24.00Sale price $25.00 -
Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
No reviewsRegular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / per$14.00Sale price $16.00 -
Large Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$24.00Sale price $25.00 -
Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Badge - Stupid Shit
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
No reviewsRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / per$24.00Sale price $25.00 -
Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
47 reviews4.87 / 5.0
(47) 47 total reviews
Regular price $10.00Regular priceUnit price / per$10.00Sale price $10.00 -
Small Candle - Cunt
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
22 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price $5.00Sale price $5.00Unit price / per
Overview
If you're looking for a fun and playful rude gift for your boyfriend or husband, I recommend something that is a bit of fun rather than something that would genuinely offend him. Something to make him giggle rather than cry. If you're not sure what to get, have a look at our selection and see what feels right.
So?
Or just ask him, that's probably the best way!
When choosing a rude birthday present for your boyfriend, how can you know what level of rudeness is appropriate?
If you don't already know this, your relationship is probably quite new and therefore I suggest you play it safe and get something only slightly naughty. If you make a mistake at this stage it could be embarrassing for both of you and potentially spoil your future together.
On the other hand if you've been together for some time you should already know how he'd respond to something like this, in which case just go ahead and get whatever feels right.
What if he gets upset when I give it to him?
As above, if you don't already know how he'll react then it's probably too soon; just wait until you've spent more time together.
But honestly, what is the worst that can happen? He'll just say something like "what on earth are you thinking of?". Not the end of the world.